Top 10 poet myths

How many of these describe you?

1. Poets wear special clothes e.g. velvet capes.
2. Poets can’t drive.
3. Poets can’t dance.
4. Poets publish thin volumes.
5. Poets are always young men.
6. Poets live an otherworldly life.
7. Poets aren't techie.
8. Poets want to be rockstars.
9. Poets speak in verse.
10. Poets have giant egos.